Bloggin, once again on a Friday night. Clay is on seconds so not much to do when you have a ring on your finger. I could take mine off but I have ‘always’ tattooed underneath my ring so looks like im stuck! Much more Friday night bloggin in my future! ....
Work pretty much sucks now. Them dumb S.o.B’s took away my internet. No more myspace or facebook. I have had more transactions this week due to more boredomness. So for First United Bank the progress is good, for Brittany’s social life progress, not so much! ....
I went out with Renae tonight to Applebee’s. We had us some much needed mango daiquiri’s and one too many rum and pineapple’s (my stomach was burning). Then I showed her my black room and she showed me her house. I got a tour of Nortonville, and she took me to my dream house. Then we came home. I had a lot of fun; I’m exhausted like I have been up for 2 weeks straight. I just can’t hang like I use too. Clay told me to wait up for him but that is at least 2 more hours. Heck to the no. im snoozing. ....
So some smell good steamy shit, a wall full of dildos and ankle handcuffs later I find myself looking at a Kama sutra book. I thought, “Hey, this could be fun. Get my lazy ass off my back and do something for my man”. I must buy this book. 30 dollars, nope not going to work. How about my friend show you her boobs and I get a discount. Nope, didn’t work. Friend says no. how about I show you my military card and you give me a discount. $27.00. I WILL TAKE IT. So burning stomach, soaking in the tub (which now I suddenly hate since ive seen Renae’s 32 people sitting tub). I felt crapped in my one, single stupid tub. Anyways I was reading this book, well really just looking at the pictures. Real live people here, might I add. Three words for you…FULL OF SHIT. I cant do that crap. My body just cant do that, and if it could it would not be pretty. I would be falling down, screaming in pain, might even fart. Which would totally ruin the mood. Just to spark your imagination, I will quote you some of these titles…rainbow arch, galloping horse, cat and mouse share a hole, rabbit grooming, late spring donkey, phoenix playing in a red cave, silkworm spinning a cocoon, and my personal favorite congress of a cow. ARE YOU SERIOUS? If I got in these positions we couldn’t move. I would be like Damn it Clay it took this cow to get in congress for 10 mins, you just sit your ass still!!! ....
But on the bright side they didn’t blurr out the cellulite. Don’t know about you but sure makes me feel better. Anyways,I’m tired and im going to call it a night. Ps. I have a 1268 blog views and 92 comments. If you read this leave me something!!! Gives me motivation to write some more! Thanks. ....
Until next time peace love n alittle Beyonce to lift your spirits. ....
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I love your blog! You are good at writing your thoughts.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about facebook and myspace at work. We still have the internet at work, but they have practically everything blocked. There are some proxy websites you can go to though.
You are probably tired b/c you aren't getting the naps like we use to take in college...those were the best.
The whole part about the karma sutra cracked me up because some of those positions just make me wonder too.
I enjoyed your blog...keep writing.