sag on, sag on

Hello Wednesday.

So tomorrow is my birthday. Happy Birthday to ME! I think it is funny how birthdays has transformed meanings during the last 23 years of my life. I remember countin down the days till July 10th. Now I dread July 10th. I don't want to get old.
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I already go to bed by 10, when I use not to start til 10. my boobs are alittle less perky ( I blame that on the pregnancy) so all of you still with perky boobs SCREW YOU your day is coming. I also wake up every morning; mon-fri 5:30 and I work til 5pm. How boring is that. The same lame thing everyday, I just want excitement…and I mean real excitement like just packing up the bags and going somewhere-no planning ahead! But shit we have dogs now, so there has to be just alittle planning. Well damn there goes the spontaneous of that trip.
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So I have come to a conclusion. When I get done popping out the rest of my liter, im having surgery! I will not look fake because I HATE fake people but damn it I want to spend the rest of my life happy. And that means looking good naked! Hell then when I am done getting spruced up clay and I are going to a nudist colony. OH gosh wouldn't I have a lot to write about in my blog then!. I am getting my boobs lifted, my tummy tucked and I might just fix this clown nose I have had my whole life! Oh yes I cant wait! Anyone want to come with me, we can make a day of it!
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Until then if you are fat, old & saggy call me I would love to hang out with you! Screw these skinny friends of mine (jk I still love you) but really! So before I scarf down my cake and crab legs tomorrow night Im going to make a wish…………………………………………………………………
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.i wish EVERYone was fat and saggy and then I would save myself some money one of these days! So eat on little friends of mine, eat on!
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Until next time PEACE LOVE AND LITTLE BEYONCE to Lift your SPIRITS