come on dad chew

Hello Thursday! So now im an offical boat owner. We bought a Caravelle, it will be the perfect little boat for us to learn the water with. I cant wait to get out there on the lake I love it so much. We are going to take it out this weekend for alittle bit if the weahter dont suck. We are going to try to take Jack and Kasey...so on monday we might be having a doggy funeral because again Jack is stupid and Kasey cant swim and Im sure the first thing they both do is plung their dumb butts straight into the freggin lake. Kasey will sink like soap in the tub and jack will make it about 2 feet until he gets out of breath and starts submarining his butt to the bottom.

Last night Clay and I was cleaning our boat when one of our neighbor introduced herself to us. She was a sweet heart. She informed me of the pricks that live on Sugg and who the doush bag was that called the cops on us for parking on the street when the whole dang neighborhood parks there. oh well maybe a tree will fall on there house....hey there is an idea for excitement this weekend. Is anyone free and happen to have played with saws when they were younger?

So my dad cant chew his food. bless his heart, the poor ol man keeps getting choked. I guess we are going to have to sit him down and my niece Cate and we are going to have teach them to CHEW before swallowing.

Do you know the movie Honey I shrunk the kids? Well peeps keep coming to the house thinking our house is the new location of the 3rd movie. Our grass is so tall. i keep waiting for that giant ant to come and give me a lift to the front door.

OH MY GOD!!!! I just waited on a woman and her tit was completely hanging out of her tiny shirt. I mean her bologna nipple about got hung up in the teller shoot. i write "Thanks! :) Brittany" on all of my envelopes that i give the costumers. On this ladies I wrote "Thanks :( oscar myer weiner" as i threw up in it. sealed it. and gave it back to her. gross. i mean gross!
what a day.
until later peace love n alittle beyonce to lift your spirits.