she wont fit thru the front door!

Hello Wednesday.
Today is Renae’s half a day, what is a girl to do. I don’t know if I can handle this joint without my partner and crime. It could possibly be the longest day in history.
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Maybe it seems so long because I have a really exciting weekend ahead of me! We and by we I mean Amanda aka. Yelonda and I are heading to the mountains! That’s right just us girls. I’m so excited and im utterly shocked that this is actually happening with the approval of our husbands. They are truly ok with it, I know cool right! I have been with Clay for almost 3 years now and this is the first trip I have been on without him. We need this girl time. I am going to miss him, but him and Derek will have a blast together! They might be on the front page of The Messenger, oh lord then Jabber jaws here at work will have another reason to make a lunch date with gossip queen of the north. So everyone employed (and some others) will know everything about my personal life. J Great, can’t wait!
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Oh gosh you got me started on Jabber jaws. If you don’t know her then don’t worry about it but if you do then you know exactly what I mean when I say this: She is perfect, she does no wrong. I feel like I just vomited in my mouth. My husband and I have 2 checking accounts one at ON and one at FUB. The one at FUB is only to pay bills with because my husband hates checks and I need to write them to pay bills. Well unlike Jabber jaws (we are going to short this to JJ) doesn’t forget anything that goes thru her account. She writes down everything, remember she is perfect. Wellll im not I make mistakes this will not be the last time I do it. Well I forgot about a check that I wrote and I didn’t transfer the money from our ON account so guess what big NEG. I know it’s embarrassing but hell my heart is still beating, no flipping big deal. Unlike JJ who thinks I should be admitted to the E.R. for being deathly ill and diagnosed with FTB (Failure to Balance), im fine. It’s called deposit. Good lord, I know she made a big deal before I came in today and has prolly emailed and called everyone she could think of. She has been looking at me all morning like I am naked (and I did just look down to make sure I am dressed, and im good.) She walked over to me and whispered did you make a deposit; I looked at her and said, yes. She said I didn’t know what to do, I literally saw her swell up 4 sizes because she feeds off of drama. Her button popped off and hit me in the eye. It hurt.
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So this blog is for JJ. I do make mistakes, I am not embarrassed by them, I am not mad by them, I do not cry because of them. So sorry if I deflated your excitement bubble. I don’t care as much as you do. Congratulations on being you.