Can I help you down here?

Welcome to First United Bank….NEVERMIND suck off and never come back!
~This little blog is FYI on banking! These little things I never thought about before I became a teller. All my friends who may be reading this does not bank with me but maybe it can help out another teller out there!
When I put forth the effort to smile and ask how you're doing….SMILE back BITCH. (I'm not doing it cause it gives my mouth an orgasm)
I know you forgot your deposit ticket, but hey so did the last 89 people. I love filling out deposit tickets ALL day long. This does apply to loans also!
When I ask you how you would like your money back, Do Not say it doesn't matter then realize you will just die if you don't get a 10 dollar bill back. After the envelope is sealed it's your problem. Don't send it back in and make me change it, because if you do I'm cussing you through my smile (of course the microphone is off, but one day I will press the button for you to hear!!)
When your car is rolling, please no need to press the "call button", I am waiting for you. (I WILL SEE YOU) ……….and if I'm working with someone else WAIT patiently that RED BUTTON will NOT make your wait any faster (I will go slower on purpose)
When it says we are closed at 5:00, don't bring in 5 things at 4:57 (I hate you). And yes we open at 7:30, and no we are not giving out blow jobs and cigarettes (quit trying to knock the door down) we will open them at 7:30 (you know when we OPEN!)
So I feel much better. I know this will not help me at all but it did help to vent!
So you have a great day and thanks for banking with First United Bank!!!
Until Next time Pease, Love and little Beyonce to lift your spirits!!!