Your invited to the poop party!

Hello THURSDAY!i!i!i!i!i
I'm going to start this one off by saying thank you to everyone that commented on my blog from yesterday. It meant a lot to me that yall took time to read it, and let me know what yall felt about it. So there's that.

NEW TOPIC OF THE DAY:::
How can I put this nicely? Hmm. Umm. ???? OH dern. Well shit im just going to put this meanly…I do not like Derek and Amanda's dog Laylee. Mrs. Laylee is staying at the Johnson residence while her mommy and daddy are on their honeymoon. AND IM NOT A FAN. How can such nice people have a dog like Laylee? Let me give you a mental picture of this mutt. Little tiny white thing with a red tail and red horns. She reminds me of a cotton patch….it looks so comfy and then there is a prickly son of bitch that ruins the whole soft appeal of that nice little piece of cotton.

So last night I get off of work and I walk into the guest bedroom where our GUEST cage is. I had to put it there because that is the furtherest place in our house from our bedroom, and the dog barks………….ALOT, like all night long. So back to the welcoming home party Laylee left me when I arrived home from work. So I walked in and the stench yelled SURPRISE! So there was that little mutt (who use to be white) starring up at me…I swear she was smiling. Laylee decided to throw me a surprise pool party, of shit! So here I am cussing, gagging, kicking, cussing, kicking and gagging as I carried her and the party out to the porch. It was raining out so I thought that would be the best place for the brown mutt.
So for the next three hours all I heard was a very high pitched bark….and I mean she did not let up once. I know today her throat must be swore. I seriously thought about becoming a grave digger and ended this for good. But then I thought this freggin mutt would come back an haunt my ass. Even my annoying ass dog Kasey was getting frustrated with all of this noise. She literally got into my winter clothes and fetched out my old ear muffs and put them to use.
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So needless to say..the dog is still brown and I guarantee you she is still barking as we speak. I am counting down the mins till Derek and Amanda come back and rescue me from this ear-piercing thing they call a dog.

JUST BE THANKFUL THAT YOU WERE NOT INVITED TO THIS PARTY....IT WASNT ALL IT WAS CRACKED UP TO BE.

Until next time PEACE LOVE AND LITTLE BEYONCE to Lift your SPIRITS.;.;.