May

*May 1st. So far I think I have started this month off right…I didn't cut myself shaving this morning. My dogs both came the first time I called them to get in their cage, which caused me to actually be on time this morning for work. And best of all, that yapping, curly haired, toothpick of a prick BROOKE WHITE got voted off of idol last night. That was about 10 weeks toooo late, but at least she is G-O-N-E!
*Also, the first day of May I get a half a day off, so im going to Princeton to hang with the fam. Which is much needed.
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Haha I got a joke for you.

A 5 year old boy comes in and… hmmm? Psh I forgot the rest, but I swear it was so funny!

Much love for my bro and his little runt. I get to see her tonight she makes my heart melt. She calls me knee I guess cause she hears Brittany and can only say knee even though its spelt ANY but you get the point.


This is great! ..



How to tell you're married
> >> > Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting> >> > about their> >> > relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three> >> > will wear black leather> >> > bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > After a few days they meet up for lunch.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he> >> > found me with a> >> > black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and> >> > said, "You are the> >> > woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office> >> > and I was wearing the> >> > leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I> >> > opened the raincoat> >> > he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for> >> > the night. When> >> > my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black> >> > stockings, stilettos> >> > and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me> >> > he said,> >> > "What's for dinner, Batman?"


So as of right now May ROcKs Socks! But my luck don't last very long…Im sure the next time I shave I will take a chunk from it! Oh well J