MR. Creepy done showed his peewee

Hello Wednesday!
I'm writing in my blog for the first time in a billion years! I like writing but I have been stumped on what to write about here lately.
Damn it…these costumers. Don't they know im trying to write a blog? I can be sitting on my ass for four hours….AND for four hours straight not a soul with come in, but as soon as I click the internet button its like the circus just let out. And when I say circus I mean circus, I work in earlington so comparing earlington folks to circus people is a compliment.

Back to my writing….
Well shit fire, another damn costumer.

I'm scared to try it, should I start writing again…. What I was trying to say, Ahh, is that a car, nope not a car, just checking okay im good. Lets write home fry.

I have a busy couple of weeks! First I have a shout out to my Boo or as I like to call him Shrek. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Well its tomorrow, but I tend to forget things like that so just in case I do, I can at least say "hey don't get mad, I gave you a shout out on myspace" then he will forgive me and we will go back to being Jay Z and Beyonce. Yay for us.

Guess what Monday will be??? Do you know? Come on take a wild guess? No you D.A. that wasn't it!!!! Our ONE year AnNiverSary is here!!!! How exciting is that?!?!?! I cant believe it has already been a year… If I must be cheesy for a second, it has been a year full of ups and downs but I had the perfect person sharing all those moments with. I am looking for to many more anniversaries to come! Love you boohead.


I know this is dumb of us but we added a new member to our family. YES we got another darn dog. His name is Kahne (get it Kasey Kahne) gosh he is hott. But back to the dog. It is a weimerner haha im sure that is so far from how you spell that. But you get the jist of what it is called. He is 13 weeks and I will tell you he could be the best/smartest dog I have ever seen. Clay got him solely for hunting reasons, but I think by the time October gets here he will be way too spoiled to go hunting!!!


OMG. I have been running in the cemetery after work (someone stopped me the other day and swore I had the body of Pamela Anderson) I don't know that is just what they said! J Anyways to my story I go…I was running, every piece of me flap flapping in the wind, when I see this white s10 driving through the cemetery. Up an aisle, down an aisle. When it started coming my way I saw him toss something out the window. He passed me and waved and might I add im sure his name was Mr. Creep McCreepy. Well when I got to the item he threw out, of course I looked at it (you would too, don't say you wouldn't) Brace yourself. You good. You sturdy. ARE YOU SITTING DOWN? It was a Polaroid of his PENIS. AHH oh Shit. I thought I ran my little fat jiggling ass as fast as I could out of that cemetery! I mean I thought hey there is a cemetery over there I will run in it because you know, well everyone is dead so no one will be watching me run! Damn I was wrong; Creepys go to cemetery and drop off Polaroid's of their dicks!!! First off who keeps a Polaroid of their privates in there car. Do they think…Maybe I should leave one of these in the glove box just in case ..Mrs. Right comes along? Seriously, so needless to say my running experience was Great, because normally I stop like 10 times because im too fat to run the whole thing, but yesterday I ran the whole time, mainly because I was scared for my gorgeous Beyonce body (or should I say Pamela Anderson).
Whelp that was that thought I would tell you and maybe suggest running in a cemetery.

Until next time PEACE LOVE AND LITTLE BEYONCE to Lift your SPIRITS.;.;.