Can we talk about why you think that is the best spot for your foot?

hello blog...I have missed you.
Its June 8th and I'm currently counting the days till my independence, my selfishness, my spoiled life comes to an end. I have five full days to live it up, who am I kidding I get out of breath literally just laying on the couch (didn't think that was possible, get pregnant and then lets talk). But i am really trying to enjoy my last guilt free quality time with friends, family, my dog and of course my husband.
Am I ready for this?? YES YES YES .....I'm soooo over the whole pregnancy crap! I average around 7 times a night running back and fourth from the bathroom....this is of course if I can rock back and fourth hard enough to get the submarine to abort its position before waking up shrek and being catapulted across the chest with his massive arm trapping me down with no hope of making it to the bathroom without dribbling just enough to have to search for new underwear. My carpet is starting to look like the dirt ring around a tree that a dog is tied up too.
If you call 1-800-469-5268 you will reach the Mylanta hotline. At the end of the message you will hear the operator say, "I would also like to thank Brittany Johnson of Madisonville for making all this possible and keeping our business such a success." If I had the money for every Mylanta bottle that I have bought throughout this pregnancy I could probably make my house payment..and maybe yours too. Cash is going to come out pooping Mylanta (at least maybe it will smell like cherries). If you actually called that number, your an idiot and please tell me so I can laugh at you.
There is some things that I will miss about being pregnant. I really love all the attention I get from Clay, he has been the best! I like to play with him sometimes just to see how many things I can have him go get for me till he gets frustrated, its actually quite entertaining. I also am going to miss feeling the hiccups after I drink something cold or feeling his foot press against my side. I know like clock work that around 2 he starts waking up and moving around like crazy. Thats a feeling that can never get old. I wish everyone could experience that feeling, it truly is remarkable.
So Monday June 14th my world will be consumed with another JCJ that has my heart. Please send up a prayer that everything goes great for us. Also maybe mention that my husband makes it through the surgery without passing out, I'm kinda nervous about that! I cant wait for my next blog, I know I will have some funny stories to tell and I cant wait!!!
Until next time Peace, Love n a little Beyonce to lift your spirits!