So I don't normally just sit there and think about how ugly a person is, yes maybe I think about how ugly someones personality is but for their actual looks its not something that ever seems to bother me!
I was looking rough from my day at venture, so I have no room to talk about ugly people. I'm not that pretty girl that fixes her hair to go sit by the pool, I'm the fat one doing cannon balls off the side! So needless to say I should have went straight home due to the no make up, ratty hair and water logged baby, but instead I go to Pagliai's and then to Kroger to get stuff to make a recipe my aunt gave me.
I'm walking around Kroger trying to grab a few things as fast as I could, when I kept running into the same person. I find it completely awkward when you keep meeting the same person. its really weird when you run into someone you actually know, have a conversation then proceed to shop but keep running into them. I always feel like I have to say something even if it doesn't make any sense, "I love yellow bananas." After the 3rd role, I pick up my phone and fake call my husband. There is no telling how many voicemails he has gotten of me going "Have you ever tried pickled eggs, bahahahaha you have! That's gross Clay!!" I'm telling you, I'm a strange cat.
Anyways, the guy that I kept running into was ugly. I even feel bad typing it. But he was. He had really big ears, buzzed his hair, a nose bigger than my papaws and was wearing a cheesy graphic tee with camo pants and the ugly camo, the black and grey kind! At this point I was just looking for him now so I could go the other direction. I finally get all my items and head to checkout, and there he was loading his stuff on the counter. blah
I'm watching as he kept loading stuff, looking him up and down thinking bless his heart he is really ugly. Then comes this woman squeezing beside me to get to him, its his mom. I think to myself, well I'm sure she thinks he is just the cutest thing. This made me feel little bit better about how rude I was being. Then...
Cash starts chirping so it gets the moms attention. "OMG...look at his hair!!! Oh.MY.GOODNESS!" I'm just nodding along like, yes he is sooo cute! "He looks JUST like my son when he was his age!!! Nod, nod...wait WHAT! "YES, look son, don't that look just like your baby pictures!" Cash was even shocked and started crying. I know my jaw dropped, I thought oh Lord I'm sorry, I should have never thought that about that boy! My eyes are whelping up with tears, because I was holding my laughter back so hard, Cash crying was making it worse! We got out in the parking lot and I told Cash we would dye his hair tomorrow if he wanted too!
learned my lesson.
until next time peace, love n little Beyonce to lift your spirits!
Friday, July 15, 2011
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