Mass Murderer used a plush toy.

Summer is here, I think. Tomorrow it might be 50 degrees, weather here lately has been kinda crazy. But as of today May 12th, 2011 it sure feels like a summer day! So since its been pretty my back yard is drying up, I got stares yesterday from the new wave guy when I was in my bikini doing the backstroke from tree to tree. So I thought its about time to get a pool, or maybe it was that I needed a one piece on...to be safe I will purchase both. Well since we live in Ridgewood Subdivision we have a book of rules that we have to abide by, you have to ask permission about anything you want to do. If we put up a fence it cant be chain link and after its up they have to come measure it and make sure its straight or we have to fix it, if a limb falls in your yard you have so many days for it to be removed. Rules about Pools pg. 395 (rough estimate on page number) NO above ground pools. But we aren't quite financially ready to purchase a $30,000 pool and then as states on page 192 in the "Fencing" Chapter, you must put a fence around your pool, so add another 5 to 10 grand on privacy fence. So for this summer I decided we are going to HAVE to have a pool, just a cheap one from Walmart. I'm a rebel, breaking the rules! But to be on the safe side I bought one small enough that I could argue in court it was meant for a birdbath not a pool. Visual- if Cash farts walls will explode out due to water pressure and Cash will be white water rafting all about 54 inches (because thats all the water that fits in there). I stood in it yesterday with Cash and he was ecstatic so really thats all that matters!

I am getting a Venture River pass this year just in case the walled puddle doesn't excite us very long! Not sure we will ever afford the gas to get up there, but we will try! I'm alittle worried about taking Cash there because 'other' kids go there. I'm still not sure how I feel about 'other' kids. I instantly think, they will kill him. Yes you all gave birth to mass murderers, why did y'all do that. I really want my baby to play with them but I don't want them to touch him, roll anything past him, feed him, hold him, put his paci in his mouth (along with any other object), push his stroller, kiss him well to shorten the list, they could look at him. I do all day long and its really fun! Yes, look just not touch! OMG my child is going to end up a sissy!!! Put him in the show choir, but front role please dont want to risk falling from riser. okay okay you can brush him lightly...only once though.

I say this all while a PW50 is sitting in my garage. 10 months old and already has a motorcycle. I'm scared of your 3 year old but I allow this dangerous 2 wheeled object that I have personally seen severely injure people and we bought one EXTRA early. great. To my defense, I know Clay is going to have him on a bike so my theory is to teach him early so he knows what he is doing and becomes good or even great at it. Then he is less likely to go out there ride really fast and wreak over something stupid. This thought makes me not throw up every time I open our garage. If for no other reason, Clay LOVES it! He literally lights up when he sees this motorcycle. I watch him every night walk out of the house go in the garage, to make sure no one steals it. He says(in sad voice), man someone is going to steal MY fifty. Not sure where his negativity comes from but he just seems so positive this will happen in the near future. But if you see Shrek riding a bike that comes to my knees thru Ridgewood, drop a twenty in my mailbox. This circus show isn't for free.

Well I'm going to get off here. I have extreme couponing to do. bahahahaha no really I have a coupon for a free denture creme. Not that I need it today, but in 50 years I am going to be one happy woman that I have a stash of fixadent in my guest bedroom! Have a wonderful, blessed day! :)

Until next time peace, love n alittle Beyonce to lift your spirits!