i will lady gaga you

here is a blog for you... sittin in quick change getting my oil changed, a little on the crabby side due to a smudge in my fresh new candy apple red finger nail polished nails (which i borrowed so NO touch ups) and feeling 347 pounds FAT because my period is waiting on tomorrow which we all know never comes. a old lady and her husband were walking right outside the window where i was sitting. which becomes oddly awkward after the 15th time you made eye contact with the old hag. finally they walk away. i felt relieved, like when you clock out at the end of the day or when you get a check in the mail you werent expecting or like when you wake up in a frantic cause your late for work then you realize its saturday...get it, yep thats how i felt, i even propped my foot across the seat beside me, remember because i was relieved and that is a relieved gesture i sometimes make.



Soooo they had dog, one of them really ugly little dogs that stare at you and could possible pee on your lap if you talk alittle too loud. yea one of those, i hate them dogs. well the first thing she lets it walk all the way over to my chair and sniff and sniff and sniff. i finally picked up my purse without saying a word. i purposely didnt make any facial expression so she wouldnt think i thought it was cute that her yapper was in my bubble. heck the little rat brought its bed, dog bowl and hung last years Christmas picture on the wall the wall of my bubble. i wasnt happy.

she finally sits down a few seats down from me, of course this is after she comes and KNOCKS my foot off the chair to get to the show n tell that my foot was resting on. how dare her...i gasped! she heard me. she didnt care. she was mean and rude. i wasnt happy. at this point i was mad at everything; i was mad at Clay for buying me a new car that took extra long to change the oil because of some special filter that they over charge me for, i was mad at the person in charge of cleaning out the mildewed fish tank that was sittin to the right of me, because by the smell they were on vacation, and im thinking they are at some beach while im HERE. there is no turning back im permanently in a bad mood until 8:00 when cougar town makes my life worth living again.



so at this point im pouting, 24years old annnddd i was pouting. then the old woman does it. she starts making out with her DOG!! okay im exaggerating alittle bit...but she is making me feel uncomfortable. i thought your kidding me she is not doing this in here like no one is sitting a few seats down from her. AGAIN im alone so laughing out loud is completely out of the question. i pull out my phone to take a picture so i can write about this and be able to give yall a visual. of course i played it out for a few seconds first, acting like i was just texting away on my little phone. i turn it on silent so i make sure she dont hear that i just took a picture. i know i was thinking about this alittle to hard, but it was kinda fun like i was a spy. snap. i took it, yes!!! but after a few mins of examining the photo i didnt really capture the love they were sharing so i thought what the heck lets try for another one. SNAPPPP, "what the hell was that?" no my camera did not just make that sound!!! yep it did. her and her husband turns and looks at me, my face must of been red because my cheeks felt like i was sucking on lava. the women behind the counter even laughed, this SNAPPPP was omg loud. what do i do? she knows i just took a picture of her. so my dumbass, just starts acting like im talking to my cousin heather. i said "heather, did you just call me? Yes you did, it just went off!" i know i cant believe i pulled the "im going to pretend i am talking on the phone move." but i did, and i have shame of this. a few mins of awkward talking on the phone, with myself, my car was done. i couldnt have ran out of there faster...the whole time i was thinking can i get arrested for taking pictures of people unknowingly, i hope not! but then i thought ohhh wait papa paparazzi! (yes i just typed that in song) so i am good, you will get to see me this Halloween. no jail time for me, i dont think the other prisoners could handle my candy apple red nails minus the smudge!! smiles for me!



Until next time Peace love n alittle Beyonce to lift your spirits!